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 "Jalopnik
- How To Clean Snow Off Your Car When You Have OCD"
ha! this guy wouldnt survive in canada.. we get too much snow, he'd
be meticulously cleaning snow perpetually.. Anyway in canada, we clean
off our windows, and drive away.. we let all the snow blow off as we
drive. 
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| "NewScientist
- To Beat Spam, Turn Its Own Weapons Against It"
what would the internet be without spam? it would just be porn and banner
ads...
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| "Gizmodo
- Apple, The iPhone Company" i had no idea
that Apple makes 1/2 of its revenue on iPhones... But then again, anyone
who likes Apple has to own 2 or 3 iPhones (its written in the 'i love
apple' contract).
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| "FilmDrunk
- Whoa A Juggalo Western, Stop The Earth" you
have got to be kidding me.. this looks awful.. but then again, i was
never an insane clown posse fan. but seriously, i think when they chose
the article title, they stopped a bit prematurely.. "Whoa A Juggalo
Wester, Stop the Earth, I want to get off". see more
here. Sent in by: Sain
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| "YouTube
- BattleField Bad Company 2 The Demo" hahah
this looks awesome.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "X3Watch.com
- x3Pure" *snicker* Yeah right... i want to
cure my porn addiction.. why on earth would i want to do that?, That
would be like taking a course in how to stop having fun. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "HolyTaco
- A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs" heh awesome...
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- 25Stone Mia Landingham Kills Boyfriend By Sitting on him, Gets Community
Service" alright people, heres the deal, apparently
its nearly legal for an overweight person to sit on someone and kill
them... So if an over weight person gets to close to you, its ok to
turn and run... God knows they wont be able to catch you...
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| "HailMaryJane.com
- Any Dealers Want a Mustang From an Idiot?"
*snicker* yeah, i wonder who's gonna be dumb enough to fall for this
one.
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| "TMZ
- Gary Coleman Arrested for Domestic Violence"
Rofl! and no one will post his $1700 Bail? Hell, Gary Coleman, give
me a call, i'll send the money down to have you released... But you'll
have to become my minion for a couple weeks. doing my bidding and such
(nothing gross or anything, you'd like just be walking around saying
'Whatchoo talking about Willis?' to everyone).
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| "Kotaku
- Call of Duty: World at War Zombies" threre
isnt a single thing on the planet more dangerous then a Zombie Nazi....
They all must be destroyed! Sent in by: Sain
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| "YouTube
- Accidente Caracoles Chile" my spanish/portugese
isnt so good, but it looks like someone left the motor running, and
forgot to put on the parking brake.. heh Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "XKCD
- EEEPC in a Hamster Ball" i must be the only
one who thinks that this is funny enough to try in the real world? Sent in by: gid
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| "BBCNews
- 'Noisy Sex' Woman Spared Prison" rofl, i
guess it pays off to have a ballgag handy for those 'noisy' night time
activities :)
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| "YouTube
- Failblog - Interruption Win" ROFL! DogOwned
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| "BBCNews
- Aerosmith Look to 'Replace' Frontman Steve Tyler" does
anyone actually like Aerosmith? when i was younger there was always
the odd kid who liked them, but they were never a 'fan'... Hell i care
so much about Aerosmith when i read the title to this article, i thought
'Oh Steve Tyler must have died...'
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| "TheSmokingGun
- A Heroin How-To: Sponsored By the USGOV" wow,
whats next? a hand out to all the prison inmates titled 'How To Break
out of Jail" Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "FoxNews
- Network Flaw Causes Scary Web Error" i have
seen stuff like before, a long time ago, on some online sales website
where they had mispriced some item, lots of people where signing up
to buy whatever it was... and i remember logging in to check the status
of my order, and finding out that i was actually looking a friend of
mines account who lived in California... i emailed him and the company,
but the company wasnt too concerned... i should have CC'd FoxNews or
something back then. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "NYDailyNews
- Tech Giant Charles Phillips Features With Woman in Times Square, and
its Not His Wife" OH SNAP! Looks like someone
isnt treating his mistress right.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Jalopnik
- NBC Cuts Top Gear USA Due to Knight Rider Failure"
what the?! there was plans for TopGear USA and they cancelled it?! what
a failure..
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| "GiantBomb
- Quick Look - Matt Hazard: Blood Bath And Beyond"
i'll never understand these video reviews, do we really want to see
2 minutes of what the intro menu's look like? Not me.. gimme an extra
2 mins of gameplay how about that...
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| "NYTimes
- NYTimes to Charge Nonsubscribers for Unlimited Use of Its Site"
all this is going to do is push people away to GoogleNews or Reuters...
I already have no desire to read the NYTimes anymore.
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| "AutoBlog
- Entry-Level Ariel Atom 3 Priced from $49k" OoOoOo
just in case anyone needed a completely impractical car (or an awesome
track car), they can now be purchased for less then 50k.
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| "Sodc.co.jp
- Fuck1 GP" k this is NOT WORK SAFE, it features
some crazy japanese automatic dildo-humping machine race car doohickey
(yeah i cant describe it any better then that, you'll have to click
the link to find out more... Wierd... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "YouTube
- Worker Looking At Miranda Kerr Nudes" bhahah
awesome, so subtle, you'd hardly notice if you wernt watching for it. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "UgliestTattoos.com"
rofl, theres some AWFUL tattoos here, if you're considering
getting a tattoo done, check this site first... Sent in by: Papercut
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| "DailyMotion
- Cat Rides a Roomba 560" even though i think
cats are useless, and robot vaccuums are rediculous, when you combine
the two of them together, i cant stop watching.
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| "IWatchStuff
- Uh Oh, Jay Someone Has a Good Memory" didnt
i already post this? heh as much as i like Jay Leno (since he's a rabid
car guy) he's really being made out to be a total douchebag over this
whole thing.
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| "HuffingtonPost
- Jon Stewart Gets Fed Up" *snicker* Jon Steward
rules!
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| "AutoBlog
- 2011 BMW 3Series M-Sport Images Surface" am
i the only one who finds 'broken lines' on cars completely ugly? for
example, look at the lower side skirt on this BMW, the front fender
meets it at the same height that the door does, but then when it works
it way to the rear fender, it bumps up like 2-3inches, so the line isn't
straight... ugly... Sent in by: Sain
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| "YouTube
- iPad Keynote in Less then 180Secs" this stuff
only makes me laugh... Sent in by: dSpearow
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| "HuffingtonPost
- 'Avatar' = 'Pocahontas' in space" i still
havnt seen avatar yet, but the more i read about it, it just seems like
its a marriage of every other popular movie in the past. Sent in by: Witz
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| "Yahoo
- What Internet? China Region Cut Off 6 Months Now"
wow, being stuck without internet for 6months... i wonder what that
would be like; actually now that i think about it, the longest i've
been without internet for in the last 15years was 4days at one time;
anymore then that, and i get serious withdrawal... thats pretty sad
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| "FastCompany
- Coca-Cola's 100-Flavor Interactive Freestyle Soda Fountain"
OoOooO i wonder how many calories one of these super-cokes would have.
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| "Break
- Watch - Microwave Box of Wine" oh come on,
this has to be fake, theres no way a bag of wine could blow up a kitchen...
but i wonder if it is real.... hrmm..
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| "Gawker
- The MacGruber Trailer Shockingly Doesn't Suck"
we've all seen this before.... a production company makes a crappy comedy
movie, and theres only 3mins of funny and 90mins of filler, so they
cut out the 3mins of funny and make it a trailer... we'll have to see
when this gets released.
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| "YouTube
- MadTV - Apple I-Pad" note: Dated 2006, i
guess the marketing people over at Apple just gave up when trying to
name their new tablet... they just sat and watched YouTube for 4years
until they stumbled onto the right name. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "FoxNews
- Nine Mindbending Optical Illusions" if you
wanna get high, and trip out to optical illusions these are some of
the best... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- Gingers Do Have Souls!!" *snicker* Sent in by: Witz
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| "ICYDK
- Did Bill Paxton Really Just Say That?" Alright,
i dont watch these award shows, they're a total waste of time, but seriously
Bill Paxton... i used to like you as an actor.. this is pretty harsh.
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| "DailyMail.co.uk
- Cat Who Boarded Same Bus Every Day for Four Years Killed in 'Hit and
Run'" awwwww so sad.. maybe someone should
have been accompanying it on the bus... and then this wouldnt have happened....
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| "Gizmodo
- Strings? Where We're Going We Don't Need Strings"
and i bet the guitar hero fans are all drooling right now. again, i
just dont understand those types of games...
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| "DailyMail
- AR.Drone - The Flying Saucer Like Mini-Drone That Can Be Controlled
By an iPhone" this could be the perfect 'spying
on the neighbour' toy. Who needs security cameras when you can throw
one of these up in the air and watch your neighbours wife in the shower
or something... oh the possibilities are endless.. Sent in by: [Max]
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| "TheLuxurySpot
- Jen: Your Boyfriend is the Biggest A-Hole Ever"
bhahahah awesome. this guy rules. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "TeleGraph
- Giant Cattle To Be Bred Back From Extinction"
OoOoOO Just imagine how big an Auroch Steak would be... Sent in by: Doom^
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