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 "Yahoo
- God Accused of Selling Cocaine Near Tampa Church" his
mom must have really hated him, so she named him 'God'... God Lucky... 
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| "Gizmodo
- Girl Spins on Escalator Thanks to Physics or Magic" heh
she's kinda cute, if only she was doing this topless.
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| "ShackNews
- Spore Galactic Edition Revealed, $80 Set Includes 2 DVD's, Artbook,
and more" i still get the feeling that this
will have the same market impact as Black and White. It was really over
hyped, and when it finally made it to the market the response was "oh,
this is all it is?" and no one played it.
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| "YouTube
- Guy Gets Caught Masturbating to Warcraft"
rofl, owned.
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| "MiataTurbo.net
- Head Gasket Stop Leak Fails" ha! leave it
to a human to not read the instructions on an automotive engine additive.
He might as well have drank this instead of pouring it in his car. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "YouTube
- QVC Blooper" people actually buy this crap
thats on TV? Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "FilmDrunk
- Disaster Movie Literally Worse than Aids" this
looks awful. Sent in by: Doom^
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hope everyone has survived their festival of explosions (or independence). .cre
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| "Telegraph
- Police Chase UFO Over Cardiff" More UFO's
invading the UK
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| "Geekologie
- Video Games Invade Real World" heh these
are pretty well done, i especially like the test drive or was it top
gear racing or wait, was it cruisin' USA? the one with red ferrari...
god my brain is mush..
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| "ShackNews
- The Many Creatures of Spore" Spore will not
ever come out at this rate, what company would want to release a game,
where the players can make their character essentially anything they
way, and it appears that people want wangs, and creatures having sex
as their avatar.. specifically this
page.
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| "WSJ
- Google's Mobile-Handset Plans are Slowed"
:\ i was kinda looking forward to a Google powered phone, just cuz im
tired of this motorola/java shit. Looks like i'll have to wait till
next year. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "LiveLeak
- Failed Implosion of 12 Story Office Building" hah
someone is gonna get ridiculed for this. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "Forum.GamesRadar.com
- Limbo of the Lost-Gate" rofl, you've gotta
love it when a new game rips off scenery and menus and other ideas from
the games that it has to compete with, like anyone would notice. Sent in by: Caine
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Independence Day! i wonder how many people get injured by the improper
use of fireworks on this day? Only the news broadcasters and hospitals
will know for sure.
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| "BoingBoing
- Amazon Reader Reviews of Denon's $500 Scam Cables are Brilliant"
i saw this on amazon awhile ago, i thought for sure it was a typo, i
could see a designer cat5 cable costing $50 but not $500. either way,
i guess this is a followup.
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| "Discovery
- Phoenix Lander Finds Mars Ice" hrmm, interesting,
Ice normally would indicate some sort of frozen water under the surface,
but if you think about it, asteroids and meteors have piles of ice in
them aswell, infact meteors are just big dirty snowballs floating through
space.
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| "CNN
- Children fed 'Silly Pills', Forced to Perform Sex Shows"
what in the funk?! what is wrong with Texas?
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| "Break
- Ball Girl Makes Incredible Catch Video" hah
this just proves that baseball and baseball players suck. Sent in by: Gid
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| "11Alive
- Woman: I'll Marry You If You Buy My House"
this could be a sweet deal for anyone who's into Milfs. Sent in by: Sparky
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| "YouTube
- Apologize to the World Mr. Wallace, and Return that Emmy"
this just goes to show that you cannot trust mass media. forget watching
the news, forget reading the paper.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "BBCNews
- Journalist 'Reported Own Murders'" whats
wrong with journalists in Macedonia? killing old cleaning ladies? thats
just not cool.
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| "MSNBC
- Enema Of The People: Statue Unveiled" uh
what? theres some weird people out in moscow..
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| "CrunchGear
- Inside Darth Vaders Helmet" i know all you
starwars fans are gonna fapping to these images by this afternoon, so
enjoy.
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| "Celebuzz
- Taco Bell Offer Made 50 Cent Lose His Appetite"
heh this is kinda funny, but i dont think 50Cent has any legal rights
here, its not like Taco Bell has done anything wrong.. Seriously Celebrity
news is so weak.
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| "BrowniePointsBlog
- HomeMade Bacon Vodka" lols, this sounds awesome Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "FilmDrunk
- Tarantino - Here We Go Again!" hopefully
this wont be as bad as his dual-movie Kill Bill, which was awful. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "AutoBlog
- Radio Station Destroy's Boxster" i agree.
this is just stupid Sent in by: Sain
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| "Tribute.ca
- Charlie Sheen Apologizes for Using 'N' Word" oh
how the Sheen's have fallen from grace. When was the last time one of
them made a good movie? Not counting Hot-Shots 2
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| "WithLeather
- Basketball vs. Cheerleader" god bless viral
videos.
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| "TheAge.com.au
- Australia Fat Nation" i'm not sure i believe
this, im sure there is some unusual stastics which prove this, but to
me, australians are like these tall skinny dudes and chicks who can
wrestle a kangaroo for its lunch, and win.
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| "FilmDrunk
- New Burn After Reading Trailer" i am literally
holding my breath in anticipation of this movie.
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| "Gizmodo
- The Great Nerf Office War" this is the greatest
movie every. i remember having nerf gun fights at the office, they rocked.
except for when you'd lose a nerf dart :( Sent in by: Doom^
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| "NYTimes
- Town Finds Drug Agent is Really An Imposter"
hah busted. but seriously though, i dont think i'd mind living in a
town with no secrets. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- StarShip Troopers 3 Trailer" uhm this doesnt
look nearly as bad as the second one was; maybe they'll redeem the movie
franchais and make a sequel that doesnt suck Sent in by: Dromio
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| "CityNews.ca
- Six Foot Python Slithers Out of Apartment Toilet"
yeah this is terrifying and everything, but this happened in australia,
where they have like footlong spiders, and dingos and shit. This prolly
happens all the time over there, and the apartment residents, just grab
the snake, and return it back to its owner..
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| "MSNBC
- One In Three IT Staff Snoops on Colleagues" i
completely buy this, at one of the places i work, whenever someone walks
by my desk/cube, they always walk around so they can look at my monitor;
i assume they want to see me connected to my home network and check
my mail, etc. this sort of behavior bugs the shizz outta me. i actually
nearly flipped when one of my less then intelligent 'co-workers' actually
stopped, kneeled down beside me at my desk, and put his head on his
hands, and just stared at my screen. i almost threw him out of the 2nd
storey window right there.
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| "Kotaku
- Spore Creature Creator Spawns Xbox 360 Controller"
yeah paying a single child to make a non-penis monster using the Spore
Creature Creator doesnt mean that all kids will stop making dick-monsters...
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| "McPhee
- Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo" uh what?
Bacon Scented Clothing?
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| "FilmDrunk
- Will Smith Movie Has Cock In The Title" Will
Smith Stars in FloppyCock Sent in by: Sneak
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| "LiveLeak
- Video Shows Man Grabbing Girls at Local Wal-Mart"
there is some freaky shit that happens in Walmarts, maybe people should
stop shopping there Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "YouTube
- Blow Off Valve Duck Call" rofl, this is the
funniest hting i've heard all day Sent in by: Smash0r
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| "ShackNews
- The Many Creatures of Spore" these are great
and everything, but its gonna be a sad day, when all the spore creatures
are huge throbbing dongs.
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| "TurnOffYourTV.com"
hah, now you can be like those guys at Gizmodo (or whoever it was) that
was turning all the TV's off at the CES show
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| "TorrentFreak
- The RIAA Attacks Usenet" yep, i knew it was
only a matter of time, i've been a newsgroup monkey for nearly a decade,
never got into Torrents really, they were simply too slow; i guess the
RIAA will be attacking all of the indexing services out there.. I wonder
if they'll manage to get some of the a.b.mp3 groups shutdown on some
of the larger relays... we'll see.
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| "TheBestPageInTheUniverse
- Fashion Tips For Women, From a Guy Who Knows Dick About Fashion"
*snicker* theres some good comedy in here.
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| "EnGadget
- Internet Connected Coffee Maker, Leaves PC and Mornings at Risk"
hah owned by a coffee maker. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "GoogleNews
- Court Overturns Father's Grounding of 12yr old"
rofl, how did this actually get to court? Sent in by: psux
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| "Break
- Women..." bhaha im surprized by how many
girls actually trip and fall in Heels. i'm kinda giggling at this.. Sent in by: gid
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